Sittin’ on a Plane (to the tune of “Singin’ in the Rain”)

I’m sittin’ on a plane

Just sitting on a plane

These seats are all lumpy

My back is in pain

My kids are in a fight

This seatbelt’s too tight

I’ll need alcohol to get past this flight

 

Is the stewardess near?

I’d really like a beer

Just pour me some Budweiser, and I’ll be in the clear

My sinuses feel pain

Why didn’t we take the train?

I’m sittin’, just sittin’ on a plane!